just livin' the dream.

this is what happens after you wake up on a saturday morning to clean the house, which leads to throwing on a plaid shirt and going to target, which leads to running into Mo, which leads to a 20 minute search for cotton balls, which leads to going to lunch with more friends, which leads to going back to the boys' house to watch the byu/texas game, which leads to realizing that the game doesn't start for 2 hours, which leads to an impromptu double dutch sesh in the street.

my friend Bartok

happy saturday!

carly and bryce

september 3rd, 2011

♥♥♥

yeah, hence!

school started last week. which means a multitude of things:

convenient byu bookstore walk-throughs, hence, better missionary writer.
convenient byu bookstore walk-throughs, hence, return of the yogurt-pretzel addiction.
absolutely ridiculous south of campus parking situation, hence, increased level of road rage.
addition of a million plus more people on campus, hence, increased level of sidewalk rage.
15 credits of upper level English classes, hence, sudden disappearance of social life.
15 credits of upper level English classes, hence, increased levels of anxiety.
absolutely ridiculous south of campus parking situation, hence, longer walks, hence, firmer bum.
long hours spent in the library, hence, optimal circumstances for prime-time people-watching.

the list goes on. but i think what i really, truly want to gain from this semester is the ability to retain at least five new words to add to my vernacular so people will think i’m smarter.

there's gotta be a few hidden perks of having an arduous semester ahead of you, right?

yeah, that's right. arduous.

see ya.

from the mouth of joe .2

(at liz's graduation)

uncle carl: "i can't figure out which one is liz... joe, what color shoes is she wearing?"

joe: "ummm.... sparkly."

me: "i dont know what to do about that boy."

joe: "drop him like he's hot, jen. drop him like he's hot."

liz: "you should have seen joe today at our ward BBQ playing soccer, he plowed over some man's wife."

joe: "SHE WAS IN THE WAY!"

me: "are you really watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer?"

joe (not listening to me): "oh noooo there's not enough time! they're breaking down the door!! go through the manhole!!!!"