yeah, hence!

school started last week. which means a multitude of things:

convenient byu bookstore walk-throughs, hence, better missionary writer.
convenient byu bookstore walk-throughs, hence, return of the yogurt-pretzel addiction.
absolutely ridiculous south of campus parking situation, hence, increased level of road rage.
addition of a million plus more people on campus, hence, increased level of sidewalk rage.
15 credits of upper level English classes, hence, sudden disappearance of social life.
15 credits of upper level English classes, hence, increased levels of anxiety.
absolutely ridiculous south of campus parking situation, hence, longer walks, hence, firmer bum.
long hours spent in the library, hence, optimal circumstances for prime-time people-watching.

the list goes on. but i think what i really, truly want to gain from this semester is the ability to retain at least five new words to add to my vernacular so people will think i’m smarter.

there's gotta be a few hidden perks of having an arduous semester ahead of you, right?

yeah, that's right. arduous.

see ya.