um... chore wars?

i left work for ten minutes. TEN MINUTES, people. (diet coke run. necessary.)

and in that short window of time, the boys stumbledupon a new game.

game? can you even call it a game?

Chore Wars.

this should probably be the part where i explain to you what Chore Wars is.

except i stopped listening to the boys trying to explain it to me and instead wrote down everything they said in a span of five minutes of playing their game.

AHEM. i mean, adventure.

brian: "rahboo, you are now an apprentice."
ryne: "wait, why am i a hunter now?"
brian: "rahboo... rahboo..."
ryne: "how do we determine who is a paladin and who is a shaman?"
brian: "k the newest adventures... intelligence, HA."
ryne: "i don't see it!"
brian: "...treasure? ...wandering monsters. haha. hahaha."

roy: "what's the adventure? i'm an impatient person."

brian: "go my brethren! oh, crap. i didn't specify the treasure."
roy: "i'm confused!"
brian: "jenny are you joining us in our quest? WHAT! RAHBOO, you did NOT finish that!"
ryne: "i'm killing a monster right now."
roy: "i'm confused!"
brian: "it said that you claimed it, you have it."
ryne: "wait! why did you get it? brian! brian! you didn't get it."
brian: "yes but rahboo claimed it."
roy: "i'm confused!"
brian: "you are NOT a paladin that's a DEAD person!"
roy: "i DON'T WANT TO BE A SHAMAN."
ryne: "rahboo is a liar."
brian: "YOU'RE THE LIAR."
roy: "i'm a henchman now!"
roy: "i have the wand of Sparty and two gold pieces! ...can I use the wand of Sparty?" (Sparty is our boss, by the way.)
roy: "kiss the snake??"
brian: "nooo you have to CHARM the snake."
roy: "that's DISGUSTING brian!"
brian: "ryne might do it."
ryne: "THE QUEST ISN'T OVER, PEOPLE."

what the heck.

"jenny this is OUR GAME. either JOIN US.... or DON'T."

(next time-- ryne: "ohmyGOSHbrian. have you ever seen PurePWNage?")