joe: "jen, do you have crazy duck chicken throw on your phone?"
liz: "he means angry birds."
joe: "i'm going to invent a butter glue stick."
me: "so then what's the difference between karate and taekwondo?"
joe: "well with one you go 'hieYA!' and with the other you go 'ayyiiii!"
--(and anytime i'm stressed about anything)--
joe: "hairflip, remember jen? it's a hairflip."
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